So I'm not old. Really, I'm not. At least that's what I think in my head. In my daily life and work somehow I've found myself surrounded by people about 5 or 6 years younger than me. This age difference doesn't seem like much to me, but apparently to them it makes me almost ancient. One of these apparent "kids" said "You're so much fun for someone your age!"
And I was like:

1. "Whaaa??"
2. Then I looked around to see if there was some old person standing around
3. I finally realized I was the old person who could somehow still have fun

In that moment.... I realized I obviously needed to get some anti-wrinkle cream and start listening to Justin Bieber. I also need to include skinny jeans and hair feathers in my wardrobe. I also need to have two smart phones with two different numbers (don't ask me why) and NEVER take my earbuds out of my ears under any circumstances. The last thing I realized I needed to do was get a million little braided bracelets to wear ALL at the same time.

Also....I came to the conclusion that all this is stupid and I'm way cooler in my supposed old age. Suck on that "kids." I'm gonna go drink a beer because I'm old enough.